- Get up. Stretch. Scratch at mom and dad. If they refuse to get up, play the "puppy jumps on the bed, puppy jumps off the bed" game.
- FINALLY get breakfast. Snarf it down quick!
- Go outside to potty.
- If it is a doggie daycare day, refuse to get in the car and make dad pick you up. Then beat up other dogs at doggie daycare.
- If it is not doggie daycare day, bite at mommy's ankles until she takes you for a walk or plays bouncy ball with you.
- Take over the couch and commence massive shedding.
- If it is sunny outside, stare at mom until she opens back door so you can bake on the bricks. Come inside, cool off, drink water and commence baking again.
- Everyone is home! Make them chase you. Dad throws the bouncy ball while mom attempts to cook dinner while you are running under her feet.
- Stare at humans to give you dinner and cheese.
- Stare at humans who are eating their dinner. If they do not share, stare harder.
- When mommy starts cleaning the kitchen, that is your clue to go bug dad for a walk.
- Lose your mind and get zoomies, attacking the pillows and linens on the bed.
- Pass out in the center of the big bed and make the humans work around you so they have a tiny sliver of bed and a scrap of covers.
--- Posted by Zuko's mom
sounds like every day is a great day in the life of zuko!
ReplyDeletedo you not sleep during the day?? that's a major day-time activity for me!
ReplyDeleteMisaki sleeps a lot too - though she does it while baking outside. Maybe that's when Zuko naps?
ReplyDeleteI sleep during the day - in the sun, on the couch, on mom's pillow. That fills in all the gaps....doggie daycare days are tuff tho. I come home so tired I can barely bite ankles or attach pillows. Woof!
ReplyDeletewhat a nice life, Zuko! # 6 cracked me up
ReplyDeleteLike a boss!
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