Thursday, August 25, 2011

A Day in the Life of Prince Zuko

  1. Get up. Stretch. Scratch at mom and dad. If they refuse to get up, play the "puppy jumps on the bed, puppy jumps off the bed" game. 
  2. FINALLY get breakfast. Snarf it down quick!
  3. Go outside to potty. 
  4. If it is a doggie daycare day, refuse to get in the car and make dad pick you up. Then beat up other dogs at doggie daycare. 
  5. If it is not doggie daycare day, bite at mommy's ankles until she takes you for a walk or plays bouncy ball with you. 
  6. Take over the couch and commence massive shedding. 
  7. If it is sunny outside, stare at mom until she opens back door so you can bake on the bricks. Come inside, cool off, drink water and commence baking again. 
  8. Everyone is home! Make them chase you. Dad throws the bouncy ball while mom attempts to cook dinner while you are running under her feet. 
  9. Stare at humans to give you dinner and cheese. 
  10. Stare at humans who are eating their dinner. If they do not share, stare harder. 
  11. When mommy starts cleaning the kitchen, that is your clue to go bug dad for a walk. 
  12. Lose your mind and get zoomies, attacking the pillows and linens on the bed. 
  13. Pass out in the center of the big bed and make the humans work around you so they have a tiny sliver of bed and a scrap of covers. 
--- Posted by Zuko's mom


  1. sounds like every day is a great day in the life of zuko!

  2. do you not sleep during the day?? that's a major day-time activity for me!

  3. Misaki sleeps a lot too - though she does it while baking outside. Maybe that's when Zuko naps?

  4. I sleep during the day - in the sun, on the couch, on mom's pillow. That fills in all the gaps....doggie daycare days are tuff tho. I come home so tired I can barely bite ankles or attach pillows. Woof!

  5. what a nice life, Zuko! # 6 cracked me up