Dear Santa Paws -
I haz been a very good dog this year. As you might remember from the above picture, I was very scared of you but I was a good boy and let you have your picture taken with me. I submit this as proof I iz a good dog!
If you need additional proof, I submit this picture:
I allowed my hooman to put a Santa hat on me and didn't bite a single thing. Again, proof I iz a good dog!
This year I request the following prezents:
- Cheese. I would actually like a dairy farm that produces cheese, but my hoomans have told me I would not have any place to put this. *huff*
- More bouncy balls. I keep losing them somehow.
- A new collar. Preferably one I canz escape from.
- A kitty brofur.
I think that iz all for now. Oh - my hoomans could use some stuff for the howse so if you get a letter from them, pleaze do give it the same V.I.P priority level I iz sure my letter is getting.
Sincerely -
Prince Zuko (a.k.a "Good Dog")
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| I iz waiting for my prezents! |
I think the evidence of your goodness is irrefutable. Santa Paws cannot deny you bouncy balls and a dairy farm. If he does, give me a call - we'll sue him for breach of contract.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Love that last picture - Zuko, you look so content. Are you going to miss your windows? Or do you get better windows? You should tell your humans it's possible to LIVE on a dairy farm. :) Then you could help them make cheese all day long...
ReplyDelete@Noelle: Thanks! Iz good to have lawyer friends I think!
ReplyDelete@Jason: What?? You can live on a dairy farm? I must speak to my people. I think they have been misleading me on some things. *huff*
Merry Christmas Zuko! I hope Santa Paws brings you everything you desire!
ReplyDeletezuko, you are too cute. hopefully santa paws will bring you all of the listed items for you! happy hawlidays!
ReplyDelete@Gina: Thank you! Merry Christmas to you and the Shibal Inus. Kit and Betsy and Nova and Natto make my mommy smile all the time!
ReplyDelete@Nobuko: Does cuteness factor in when Santa considers how good you've been? I hope Kaiju has a good hawliday and getz lots of cheese too!
Zuko, that is very good photographic evidence of your goodness. i am certain that Santa Paws will get you all the things on your list. I especially hope you get a kitty brofur. Merry Christmas Zuko! woof- Tokyo
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