Dear Santa Paws -
I haz been a very good dog this year. As you might remember from the above picture, I was very scared of you but I was a good boy and let you have your picture taken with me. I submit this as proof I iz a good dog!
If you need additional proof, I submit this picture:
I allowed my hooman to put a Santa hat on me and didn't bite a single thing. Again, proof I iz a good dog!
This year I request the following prezents:
- Cheese. I would actually like a dairy farm that produces cheese, but my hoomans have told me I would not have any place to put this. *huff*
- More bouncy balls. I keep losing them somehow.
- A new collar. Preferably one I canz escape from.
- A kitty brofur.
I think that iz all for now. Oh - my hoomans could use some stuff for the howse so if you get a letter from them, pleaze do give it the same V.I.P priority level I iz sure my letter is getting.
Sincerely -
Prince Zuko (a.k.a "Good Dog")
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I iz waiting for my prezents! |