|"You want to feed the dog...he's starving"|
The other day, we were at a cafe and I was sitting there on the sidewalk being a zen master and this lady walks by and says "what a patient dog". Yup. That's me!
I have noticed sometimes I need to get pretty close to my people for Shiba Mind Control to work. This means I sit next to them on the couch and look at their plate, then look at them - CLEARLY communicating what they are suppose to do. At times, their food seems to have some sort of anti-dog weapon called: "too spicy" and they are able to resist my charm and mind control. However, being a zen master, I know this builds up good food karma for the next time!
|"You are getting sleepy and want to feed the dog...yesss...feed the dog...."|
Woof! Wishing all my fur-iends good food karma!
-- Posted by Zen Master Zuko